|
A human being should be able to . .
.
...change a diaper, plan an
invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, wash clothes, use a sword,
design a building, write a sonnet, use a compass, balance
accounts, make romantic love, build a wall, dream , keep a
secret, set a bone, run a meeting, fix an engine, shoot a gun, make soap, take/develop
a photograph, sew, set a camp, comfort the sick, walk away, birth
a baby, ride a motorcycle, make wine/beer, surf the net, take
orders, give orders, keep a promise, rock a baby to sleep,
podcast, light a fire, cooperate, act alone, write a web site,
solve equations, cook a good meal, give a speech, milk a cow,
forgive, analyze a problem, swim, preach a sermon, figure out
when to run, talk to the gods, tool leather, listen, sing old
songs, hold his/her liquor, carve wood, run a computer, fix a
computer, pitch manure, learn from the past, write code, write a
book, make gunpowder, ride a horse, debate anything, kill if
he/she has to, get the facts, ignore divine revelation, read
& draw a map,
play a musical instrument, fight efficiently, die gallantly. . .
ad nauseam. *
Specialization is for insects. Woodrow Wilson
Smith, AKA. Lazarus
Long, AKA Methuselah.
*Adapted from a Lazarus Long quote, by
Robert A Heinlein
Welcome to Jim's Den
I am Scottish, a member of the
Thomson Clan.
I'm also a novice bagpiper. Sandi says I am
a good enough piper to keep the cat out of the bird feeder. She
loves my playing so much she won't let me practice in the house
when she is home. In her defense Scottish bagpipes are loud.
That's one of the reasons I have taken up the Shuttle Pipes.
Shuttle Pipes are much quieter pipes of Irish origin. The drones
of the shuttle pipes use small reeds and are not as loud as the
long drones of the Highland Great Pipes. Check out our
Scottish Page with links to Florida
Highland Games.
I am also a Harley rider. I ride a 1988 custom Heritage
Softail FLSTC. I have rebuilt my scooter several times. It looks
like the old bike I wanted when I was a kid. Sandi also rides,
she has a 2000 red Sportster. Check out our Scooter Page.
Both Sandi and I, Olympic style sport fence, as a
hobby. I'm not as good as she is but I like fencing, it's fun. I
have also studied sword fighting and stage combat at the Ring of
Steel in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Both involve the use of swords but
are very different activities. Fencing is very formal and
controlled, and generally fencing students are not set on fire
and don't jump out of a 3 story building. It's fun, exciting and
in spite of the way it sounds very safe. Check out our Sword Page for more on fencing and stage
combat.
Both Sandi and I collect
swords. (According to Sandi I collect everything!) I collect
mostly Scottish blades. I have a number of Scottish basket hilt
broad swords, a claymore, several dirks and sgian dubh's. Most of
our swords are reproductions but I do have several historic
pieces. My oldest piece dates to around 1790. I also have several
European style swords and 4 katana's. Sandi and I have the Connor
and Duncan swords from Highlander TV/movie series. The Connor
sword is mine, The Duncan sword is hers. Add to this our Stage
Combat swords and fencing swords, (saber, foil & epee) and it
becomes quite a collection. Take a look at our Sword Page for pics of our sword
collection.
I'm a budding Podcaster. This new media resource has it'
s roots in the radio of my past. No FCC rules, no high power ad
department telling you what you can't say. It's the persons voice
and their listeners. If you have not gotten into downloading
podcasts you are missing out on a rich new resource. There is a
podcast on everything from grammar to car repair, religion to
managing money. I love some of the old 40's and 50's radio
programs that are being released as podcasts. No matter what you
are into there is a podcast for you. Find out more on my Getting Into Podcasting
pages.

I wouldn't call Sandi or I Ren Faire
Junkie's but we try to hit our fair share of events. This is in
addition to the events I have worked at as a stuntman or doing
fencing demonstrations. If you haven't dresses up in 16th century
garb and walked around with a sword on your hip you haven't
lived. The world of Renaissance Faire's is one of fun and
fantasy. There are many types of ren fairs. Some are purely
fantasy fairs and others attempt to portray specific eras, such
as the Shakespearean or Elizabethan periods. Over the years we
have collected quite a collection of period costumes and
paraphernalia . Check out our Ren Faire page.
A personal hobby of mine is
making Mead. Mead is a wine made from honey. It was popular as
far back as the 12 century. Check out my Mead
Page.

I'm a wood turner. One of
the things I make are wooden wands and other things, from exotic
woods from around the world. See below for an example. This is my
version of the Elder Wand from Harry Potter. I sell these hand
made, one of a kind wands. Check out my Wand and Broom Page.
I'm a practicing Celtic
Reconstructionist Pagan. It's a religious choice that may be
off putting to some, but it is my choice. I do respect other
religions and cultures. It's a way to celebrate my heritage and
to make a statement about religion in the world today.
I am
a big Harry Potter Fans. I like the movies but the books are my
favorite. Along with the books, movies and computer games, Sandi
and I have collected all sorts of Harry Potter stuff, including
costumes, wands and fan collectable's. Check out our Harry Potter Page.
Two things associated with the HP world we have
gotten a great deal of enjoyment from are the Harry Potter fan
fiction stories, we have read hundreds of them, and Wizard Rock.
For more information
on my credentials and experience
please take a look at myresume. Also, check out my professional pages to see
examples of some of the work I have done.
I have set up a special
Florida Page for friends & family that
plan to visit us in sunny Florida. Check it out. It's got lots of
Florida attractions and events information
This page was getting so big I decided to cut it up
into smaller chunks. Other Pages to check out
include:
| Who Am I |
Who is Jim Sawyer and why the hell should you care. Answer -
You should not, unless we have similar interests. |
| What I
Do |
What are my hobbies, interests and work. We may share
interests. |
| Friends and
Lovers |
These are the people I care about. |
| Interests
In TV & Film |
If you like old science fiction movies of TV shows, this page
may interest you. There are clips from many pieces I enjoy. |
| Odds Ends and
Extras |
If I could not fit it in anywhere else, I dropped it
here. |
| Fun Stuff and
Links |
Here are widgets and links I find fun and useful. |
| Prosumer
Video |
Videography cameras, tips, tools and gear for the indy video
maker. |
| TV
News |
Some funny and not so funny TV News clips. |
| TV
Commercials |
Old, Funny, Banned and Fake TV commercials. |
| Haunted Central
Florida |
Haunted places in Central Florida, Ghost Hunting and
Paranormal Research. |
| Halloween |
My favorite holiday, Samhain, All Hallows Eve. |
| Who Am I |
Who am I an why should you care. |
| What I Do |
What I do for a living. |
| Friends and Lovers |
My friends and the woman I Love. |
| My Interests In
Media |
Programs, TV, Movies, Books and the media I enjoy. |
| Odds Ends and
Extras |
Things I find and want to share. |
| Fun Stuff and
Links |
Links and other stuff. |
| Lazarus Long |
Robert Heinlines character Woodrow Wilson Smith, A.K.A.
Lazarus Long. |
| FakePhotos |
Photo shopped photo work. Want a pic done, I can do it. |
| Goth |
I am a 60 year old Goth. |
| Mead |
The drink of the Gods. |
| PodcastingPodcasting |
Amature podcaster, it's fun. |
| Professional
Pages |
My professional freelance work and resume. |
| Banners |
Web banner work, available for your site. |
| Florida Page |
For our friends coming to florida and those that want to know
what's cool. |
| Swords &
Fencing |
Olympic Fencing and Theatrical Stage Combat. |
| Harley Bikers |
We ride and love it. |
| Scotland |
Scottish and proud. If it's no Scottish it's crap. |
| Renaissance
Faire |
Ren fair junkies all the way. |
| Harry
Potter |
Harry Potter fans. |
| Sandi's Pages |
Sanid's main page. |
| Religion |
My faith and how I see it. |
| Olde
Hearth |
Olde Hearth Magical Merchandise. Wands, Brooms, and other
witchy stuff. |
| Back To Jims Main
Page |
Back to the beginning. |
NOTICE: The material, clips,
photos, information and ideas on these pages are NOT intended for
children. This site is listed in the metatags as ADULT. You will
NOT find any porn (at least in my opinion) on any of my pages,
however there is material and images that some may find
offensive. If you are one of these people please leave. The
Internet should be a place that people can post their opinions
and ideas without fear of a replay of the Spanish Inquisition or
the witch burnings. If you visit my Web site, you're legally
obligated to the terms and conditions listed in Legal Information and
Disclaimer.

If you want to
see this Web site at it's best get Mozilla
Firefox™
If any of this has interested or angered you
send me an E-Mail
jim@jimandsandi.com
jsawyereditor@gmail.com
HighlandWizard@myway.com
Site Search

Other Den Pages to check out include:
Friends
and Lovers I
Who Am I
I What I Do I
My Interests In
Media I Odds
Ends and Extras I Fun Stuff and Links
I TV News
I TV
Commercials I Prosumer Video
Lazarus Long I FakePhotos I Goth I Halloween
I Haunted Central Florida
I Mead I Podcasting I Religion I Olde Hearth Magical Merchandise
Banners I Jim's Professional Pages
Back To Jims Den Main
Page
OTHER PAGES
Sandi's Pages
Florida Page
I Swords & Fencing I Harley Bikers I Scotland
I Renaissance Faire Page I Harry Potter
Designed by a member of 
All Graphics (excluding club logos) used
in our site were produced on Photoshop and Image Ready by Jim
Sawyer.
Designed using Dream Weaver.

Legal
Information and Disclaimer

This work is licensed under a Creative
Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States
License.
|